Military Training Sessions Gifts

"I'm your camouflage instructor."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

'Right, I hope that gives you an idea of what the work is about, any questions?'

A Rifle Competition in the North

There's going to be a lot of this around here.

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'We're not hiring. The company is just giving me some experience conducting interviews.'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'Welcome to the Business Ethics course. Today we're going to start with the basics.'

"Do as many study days as you can."

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'Nobody turned up to the 'effective communications' seminar...they didn't get our memo.'

'Since we initiated regular staff development sessions, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.'

"Effective and CLEAR communication with customers is ESSENTIAL so we're going to practise drilling down to identify core interpersonal information transfer methodologies to accelerate a meaningful dialogue."

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

"I hope you don't mind waiting, all the staff are on a 'customer care' course."

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

Drones, Explained

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

I hope I've shown you some ways to curb emissions and I look forward to seeing you again at next year' s conference

"When it comes to surviving, you're learning from the best."

"I'v never actually stormed a castle, but I've taken a bunch of siege-management courses."

'General, I'm prescribing joint military exercises - yoga.'

'The final straw was showing up late for his time management training.'

War Exercise.

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

'…and if you feel dizzy and pass out - pass out lying at attention!'