Completed Military Training Gifts

'Ooo, I hope they have strawberry!!' -(Ice cream stand)

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"Gross."

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

A Rifle Competition in the North

Red Arrows Rookies

'So, how was flight school?'

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

'Let's see now...'

Covid injected with vaccine

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

Builder's School

Sabrage

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

"When it comes to surviving, you're learning from the best."

"I'v never actually stormed a castle, but I've taken a bunch of siege-management courses."

War Exercise.

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”

A known problem when doves fly over the barracks.

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

'…and if you feel dizzy and pass out - pass out lying at attention!'

Competition disappears. You'll have the field to yourself!

"You call that a push-up!? My mother can do better. Work it!"

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 5

Volunteer field day at Brighton, April 21, 1862

'Welcome to boot camp. You'll be staying in hut two-three-four.'