Completed Military Training Pillows

'Ooo, I hope they have strawberry!!' -(Ice cream stand)

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"Gross."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'So, how was flight school?'

A Rifle Competition in the North

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

'Let's see now...'

Covid injected with vaccine

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

Sabrage

Builder's School

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

"When it comes to surviving, you're learning from the best."

"I'v never actually stormed a castle, but I've taken a bunch of siege-management courses."

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”

War Exercise.

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

A known problem when doves fly over the barracks.

'…and if you feel dizzy and pass out - pass out lying at attention!'

Competition disappears. You'll have the field to yourself!

"Rustle when I call your name and I'll bring your diploma to you."

"You call that a push-up!? My mother can do better. Work it!"

Extreme camouflage

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

Volunteer field day at Brighton, April 21, 1862