Graduating From Military School Gifts

Big Bang Theory.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Dancing Doctor

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

Dog forced to return bone

I need to set upmy own company.

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"Gross."

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'