Graduating From Military School Gifts

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

Big Bang Theory.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Dancing Doctor

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

Dog forced to return bone

I need to set upmy own company.

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"This is what's known as a book."

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

"Gross."

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."