Graduation From Martial Arts Class Gifts

High Kick

Big Bang Theory.

Overjumpers

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"Hi-yah!"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Four Types of Test-Takers...

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

Women's Martial Arts Center

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'Remember me?'

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

Picasso: The Early Years

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Martial Arts

"This is what's known as a book."

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

Old Karate Master

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.