Military Service Commencement Gifts

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Infantry.

National Academy of Sport

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

"Oh yes, I proudly served."

Sabrage

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.

Base chapel.

"I know so much that I don't know where to begin."

GOP senate refuse to pass veterans jobs bill.

Retired Command Sgt. Maj. Basil L. Plumley 1920-2012.

"We gave our lives in Afghanistan for some totally incompetent politicians. . ."

Happy Graduation

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

'This one is for 'don't ask, don't tell', and this new one is for asking and telling.'

Before graduating, students at Flegburn High were required to read their diplomas out loud.

High Kick

"This is the brother I told you guys about."

Place setting with stars

A known problem when doves fly over the barracks.

"Let me guess... Military, right?"

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

Plastidad

Medical School Graduations.

Officer with many medals.