Military Induction Gifts

Thru these portals pass the most important people in the world. Our inductees.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

A Rifle Competition in the North

'...and this is the Mess.'

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

'Nice bling.'

Sabrage

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

"I liked the one that saluted."

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

"Joining the Army was great for me son; he learned a skill and gained a world of self confidence. Of course, he still won't clean his room."

Passages in the Life of a Volunteer

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

'What'll it be . . . too large or too small?'

Fallen soldiers

Soldiers Ball at Huntsville, Alabama. Dancing the Virginia Reel

'By the way, what are we in line for?'