"I know so much that I don't know where to begin."
Commencement Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the spirit of achievement and new beginnings? Our commencement-themed items are designed to inspire, celebrate, and bring a smile to grads and their loved ones. Whether it's a humorous mug, a motivational pillow, or a stylish print, these keepsakes make every milestone memorable. Add a touch of wit and warmth to the graduation celebration with our specially curated collection that honors that exciting moment of change and achievement.
'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'
'I have this fear of the real world...'
Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author
Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference
'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'
Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.
'Hmph. College kids.'
'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'
'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'
Lesbian civil partnership.
"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."
Reach for the Star.
"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."
Eternal Student.
"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."
"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."
"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."
"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."
"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."
College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!
Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.
The adoration of the gels.
"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"
'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'
"But everyone is befuddled by math."
Woman carries the world.
"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."
"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."
"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."
'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'
'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'
'Desert island cartoons - and you?'
"Make a lot of money."
'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'
Commencement Gifts Collection
Commencement Mugs
Explore our collection of commencement mugs—funny, inspiring, and crafted to celebrate this special milestone.
Commencement Pillows
Discover our commencement pillows—cozy, humorous, and great for celebrating a major life event.
Commencement Prints
Browse our commencement prints—beautiful designs to commemorate this proud moment.
Commencement T-Shirts
Check out our commencement t-shirts—perfect for graduates who want to wear their success with pride.