Graduation Ceremonies Gifts

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

"Congratulations, keep moving, please. Congratulations, keep moving, please. Congratulations..."

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Graduation Day At Telekinesis School

'I'm not trying to prove I graduated. This was just my last clean outfit.'

'This qualifies you to make educated guesses.'

"Let's hear if for Gerald, our star football player, who led the team with six concussions in one season."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Big Bang Theory.

'Hmph. College kids.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Eternal Student.

Reach for the Star.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

The adoration of the gels.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Woman carries the world.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."