Graduation Parties Gifts

'Bill missed rehearsal.'

'Hmph. College kids.'

Eternal Student.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

U of Debt

Evolution Exam Results.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

His Master's Thesis.

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Pesky students.

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

Day one, post grad

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

DACA

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

T-Rex as a graduation speaker. Everything was going well until someone in the first row moved!"

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."