Graduation Party Gifts

"And now, we embark on a new chapter..."

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

Evolution Exam Results.

Trumpet combined with a beer funnel.

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Pesky students.

'Hmph. College kids.'

Eternal Student.

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

U of Debt

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

His Master's Thesis.

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

Day one, post grad

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

DACA

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."