Graduation Party Pillows

"And now, we embark on a new chapter..."

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

Evolution Exam Results.

Trumpet combined with a beer funnel.

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Pesky students.

'Hmph. College kids.'

Eternal Student.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

U of Debt

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

His Master's Thesis.

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

Day one, post grad

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

DACA

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

Doctor surrounded by notes.

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

T-Rex as a graduation speaker. Everything was going well until someone in the first row moved!"