Graduation Reunion Pillows

'I can't associate with known criminals? -- Well, there goes my class reunion.'

'Hmph. College kids.'

Eternal Student.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

U of Debt

Evolution Exam Results.

His Master's Thesis.

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Pesky students.

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

Day one, post grad

'Where Are They Now?'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

DACA

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Bro of Frankenstein