Graduation Reunion Gifts

'I can't associate with known criminals? -- Well, there goes my class reunion.'

'Hmph. College kids.'

Eternal Student.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

U of Debt

Evolution Exam Results.

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

His Master's Thesis.

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Pesky students.

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

'Where Are They Now?'

Day one, post grad

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

DACA

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

Bro of Frankenstein