Graduation Anniversary Gifts

'You borrowed $27,000 over the years to study computer sciences. According to our files, you now owe us $1.83.'

'I was given a ton of great career advice when I graduated from college. Unfortunately, I can't remember any of it because my entire brain is filled with passwords and PIN numbers.'

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

His Master's Thesis.

"Sorry, but you still owe on your student loans, and there is no defaulting."

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

U of Debt

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

Student Debt

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

"Yale law....where did you do your pre-hell?"

"Today's test question: If Joe Jones accumulates $16,000 student loan debt in college, then gets a job earning $30,000 a ywar, in how many years would he pay off his loan debt?"

Obedience School. So, are you considering any post-grad work?

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

Eternal Student.

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

Bank Student Loan Dept. You're only repaying a small fraction of your student loans? Yeah, because at this point I've forgotten almost everything I learned in college.

Actually, with bachelors degrees in philosophy, we were lucky to get this job.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Big Bang Theory.

'Hmph. College kids.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Reach for the Star.