Graduation Parties T-Shirts

'Bill missed rehearsal.'

'Hmph. College kids.'

Eternal Student.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

U of Debt

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Evolution Exam Results.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

His Master's Thesis.

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Pesky students.

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

Day one, post grad

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

DACA

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."