Graduation Ceremony T-Shirts

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

Pair of pants thrown in the air along with students' caps.

'Goodbye, good luck and good riddance.'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

"...and now a few words from the class know-it-all."

"Consider yourself served."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Canine Grammar. Getting a Master's. Shelter Adoptions. Getting masters.

Medical School Graduation Gowns.

"It's a tuition bill."

'We have to pay back our loans?'

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

'Those are the Divinity students.'

'The tassel? It's my mortar board.'

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Big Bang Theory.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'Hmph. College kids.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Eternal Student.

Reach for the Star.

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.