Graduation Ceremony T-Shirts

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'Goodbye, good luck and good riddance.'

"...and now a few words from the class know-it-all."

"Consider yourself served."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"It's a tuition bill."

'We have to pay back our loans?'

'Those are the Divinity students.'

'The tassel? It's my mortar board.'

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Big Bang Theory.

'Hmph. College kids.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Eternal Student.

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Reach for the Star.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

The adoration of the gels.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."