Graduation Celebration T-Shirts

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

'Help! Graduated Magna Cum Debt.'

DACA

Day one, post grad

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"Of course I'm going to use the money to buy booze. I'm celebrating paying off my student loans."

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'Hmph. College kids.'

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"Is there an ebony tower, too?"

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Eternal Student.

Reach for the Star.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

The adoration of the gels.