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Skeet Shooting Academy. congrats, don't toss your cap in the air ... Congrats, don't toss your cap in the air ... Congrats ...

'Hmph. College kids.'

Eternal Student.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

U of Debt

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Evolution Exam Results.

Graduates on their phones

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

His Master's Thesis.

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Pesky students.

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

'Those are the Divinity students.'

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

Day one, post grad

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

DACA

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

T-Rex as a graduation speaker. Everything was going well until someone in the first row moved!"

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."