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Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Obedience School Graduation.

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Graduation day at Cowboy School

graduation hat

'Hmph. College kids.'

Eternal Student.

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

U of Debt

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Evolution Exam Results.

Graduates on their phones

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

His Master's Thesis.

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Pesky students.

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

Day one, post grad

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

DACA

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

T-Rex as a graduation speaker. Everything was going well until someone in the first row moved!"

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."