Graduation Celebrant Gifts

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Graduation day at Cowboy School

graduation hat

'Hmph. College kids.'

Eternal Student.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

U of Debt

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

His Master's Thesis.

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Pesky students.

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

Day one, post grad

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

DACA

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

T-Rex as a graduation speaker. Everything was going well until someone in the first row moved!"

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"