Graduation Celebrator Gifts

"I thought when I got my Ph.D. things would be different but I am still a chicken."

'Teacher training has become harder and harder these days!'

Harvard Surgeons - Class of 2019

'Hmph. College kids.'

Eternal Student.

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

U of Debt

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

His Master's Thesis.

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

Day one, post grad

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

DACA

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

T-Rex as a graduation speaker. Everything was going well until someone in the first row moved!"

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'