Graduation Appreciator Gifts

'Hmph. College kids.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Day one, post grad

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

DACA

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

T-Rex as a graduation speaker. Everything was going well until someone in the first row moved!"

Now Firing.

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

Parental Role Model

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

'That's because they won't let you die until you pay your student loans.'

Congratulations grads

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

'I'm taking post-graduate work to learn how to read at least the fifth grade level.'

"Is there an ebony tower, too?"

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

"Of course I'm going to use the money to buy booze. I'm celebrating paying off my student loans."

'..And remember, your success will be measured in how much you donate to the university's alumni fund.'

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods