Graduation Appreciator Pillows

Graduates on their phones

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Day one, post grad

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

DACA

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

T-Rex as a graduation speaker. Everything was going well until someone in the first row moved!"

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

Now Firing.

Parental Role Model

Obedience School Graduation.

Sue Perkins

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

Happy Graduation

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

I'm forgetting which college is which. Their brochures are all alike. University of. It's always fall or spring. Apply! There's always a multi-cultural group of kids hanging out. There's always a girl in goggles working in a science lab with an ethnic-looking prof. It's reassuring. They all celebrate their diversity in the exact same way! And charge the exact same for it!

'That's because they won't let you die until you pay your student loans.'

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

Congratulations grads

"Is there an ebony tower, too?"

'I'm taking post-graduate work to learn how to read at least the fifth grade level.'

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

"Of course I'm going to use the money to buy booze. I'm celebrating paying off my student loans."

'..And remember, your success will be measured in how much you donate to the university's alumni fund.'