Graduation Celebrator Mugs

"I thought when I got my Ph.D. things would be different but I am still a chicken."

'Teacher training has become harder and harder these days!'

Harvard Surgeons - Class of 2019

'Hmph. College kids.'

Eternal Student.

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

U of Debt

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Graduates on their phones

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

His Master's Thesis.

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

'Those are the Divinity students.'

Day one, post grad

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

DACA

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

T-Rex as a graduation speaker. Everything was going well until someone in the first row moved!"

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

Graduation keynote speakers.

Canine Grammar. Getting a Master's. Shelter Adoptions. Getting masters.