Military Service Commencement T-Shirts

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

National Academy of Sport

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

Base chapel.

Sabrage

"Oh yes, I proudly served."

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.

"I know so much that I don't know where to begin."

GOP senate refuse to pass veterans jobs bill.

"We gave our lives in Afghanistan for some totally incompetent politicians. . ."

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

High Kick

'This one is for 'don't ask, don't tell', and this new one is for asking and telling.'

"This is the brother I told you guys about."

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

Place setting with stars

A known problem when doves fly over the barracks.

"Let me guess... Military, right?"

Officer with many medals.

"At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we shall remember them."