Fire Drills T-Shirts

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Woman escapes with cats.

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Love your ambiance!"

Burning love

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Pizza Rescue.

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

USA Putting Out Fires

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

'I doubt whether the Green Goddesses can cope with this.'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'