Fire Drill Enthusiast Prints

Acme Windows - In case of emergency, please replace glass

Woman escapes with cats.

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion."

The man who discovered smoke

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

Heroes

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Studying Fire Behavior

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Oil Workers

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

"Where did you get that?"

"Why did I come in here?"

Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.