Fire Drill Aficionado Prints

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Woman escapes with cats.

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion."

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

The man who discovered smoke

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

Studying Fire Behavior

Heroes

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Organic Soldering.

Oil Workers

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

"Where did you get that?"

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

"Why did I come in here?"

Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.

"I got my wish!"