Fire Drill Aficionado Mugs

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Woman escapes with cats.

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion."

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

The man who discovered smoke

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

Organic Soldering.

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Studying Fire Behavior

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

Heroes

Oil Workers

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

"Where did you get that?"

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

"Why did I come in here?"

Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.

Sneezing dragon.

"I got my wish!"