Diy Dentistry Enthusiast Gifts

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Toothless Meal

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

Floss Street Vendor

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

Air Dentistry

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'I should never have let you pick the taps!'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

"Oscar has been known to reinvent himself."

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

A Pocket Knife Tool Belt.

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Now, which one of you did this to my rocket?!

'Look, you do it your way and I'll do it mine!'

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

"Please point out the problem tooth."