Diy Dentistry Enthusiast Gifts

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

Toothless Meal

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

Floss Street Vendor

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'I should never have let you pick the taps!'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Air Dentistry

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

'Look, you do it your way and I'll do it mine!'

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

A Pocket Knife Tool Belt.

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Now, which one of you did this to my rocket?!

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

"Oscar has been known to reinvent himself."