Dental Drill Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Toothless Meal

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Floss Street Vendor

'Must you always point out my floss?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Air Dentistry

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

Frank's Drill Co. I built this company bit by bit.

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

Savoy Dental Salon

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Dentists on Holiday

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'