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A shout of sergeants

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Frank's Drill Co. I built this company bit by bit.

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Claus 2.0

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

The Hobby Store

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"I know it is of this earth...."

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

US dollar rising and falling.

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'I forgot the question.'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'I guess you could say we're a 'faith-based' company. Everyone worships the dollar around here.'

Brian works in stem cell research

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

"Goodbye cruel world."

Dollar

Drone Spray

User friendly soil.

"Congratulations on your invention...but you don't have to rub it in."

A man shoots at a drone.

"This isn't just another paper airplane. This one carries a camera and microphone."

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

Ask Mr. Buck: Financial Advisor. "Dear Mr. Buck, Why do so many people have trouble with their finances?" Money talks, but it does not give directions. (Published previously on Nov. 15, 2004.)

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

"It's time to feed your drone."