Drilling Devotee T-Shirts

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Sunbathers.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I know it is of this earth...."

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

User friendly soil.

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

Give Thanks.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"Damn it, gentlemen, these are medieval times. They demand medieval ideas."

Digger.

'So that's where grandma's dentures got to.'

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

"Remember toothache!!!"

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

Oil Workers

STRIP Hambone: Flossing the keyboard

Archaeologists

"Yes, it was a bit stressful digging through all those bones, but it wasn't a cemetery, it was just the stash of an overzealous dog..."