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Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

Footballers - Sol Campbell

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

Banting in the Yeomanry

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Remounts for the Yeomanry

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Frank's Drill Co. I built this company bit by bit.

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

Bomb Back Better

Dronin'

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

Soldier.

'Here's a field can opener, you may need it to cut yourself out of your tank.'

Panzer Hut.

Footballers - Ray Parlour

Jealous of a statue.

'I see Arsenal has just paid £10m. . . Three spectators from Rangers.'

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

'This could be a swell time to buy our selves out!'

'The General won't be able to make it ,sir -he can't get a babysitter.'

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

The March to Finchley.