Arsenal Devotee Mugs

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Banting in the Yeomanry

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Remounts for the Yeomanry

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

Soldier.

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

Panzer Hut.

'Here's a field can opener, you may need it to cut yourself out of your tank.'

Jealous of a statue.

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

'The General won't be able to make it ,sir -he can't get a babysitter.'

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

The March to Finchley.

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

'This could be a swell time to buy our selves out!'

'…and if you feel dizzy and pass out - pass out lying at attention!'