Drill Instructor Mugs

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

A shout of sergeants

Military ardour.

Drill Instruction

Passages in the Life of a Volunteer

Military Parades

So you think you can march.

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

Think hard soldier! When I threw the practice grenade, did you hear me say 'fetch'?

'Completed the pyramid, eh? Now take it down to the ground.'

'Uh, oh. This is hell. That's the drill instructor from my army days.'

'I said.. how long were you a DRILL INSTRUCTOR, SIR?'

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

"I can't heeear you!"

Mona Lisa Joins The Army

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

Dentist Training School.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

A yeoman misunderstanding an order from his drill-sergeant

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

"I'm using a silencer!"

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

TV Repair 101.

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

Passages in the Life of a Volunteer