Drill Lover Mugs

'We have a big hand drill in case of power cut.'

On the brink.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"Isn't this fun?"

Milkin' Impossible

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"Especially modified you say..."

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Dentist Training School.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

Janet Leigh

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

Fisherman get a good catch.

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Frank's Drill Co. I built this company bit by bit.

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

'I got an 'A' in munitions.'