Drill Lover Mugs

'We have a big hand drill in case of power cut.'

On the brink.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Especially modified you say..."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Milkin' Impossible

"Isn't this fun?"

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Dentist Training School.

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

Janet Leigh

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

'I got an 'A' in munitions.'

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."