Bullet Lover Mugs

'I got an 'A' in munitions.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Zeus's Caddy

'I wish I was creative'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

Trying on boots

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

"I can't be sure, but I think Dracula is the bat holding the phone."

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

"I have bad news, but it's in bullet points!"

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

Whale Blowing Bubbles.

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

Hopscotch landing zone.

"I see Grandad's dropped off again."

'So far, everyone of them has overshot the drop zone.'

"These boots were made for drinking."

'Calm down brain. Now you're just getting greedy.'

'How is this a 'sports restaurant'?'

The Future of Athletics

"Are my little buttons too provocative?"

'We have a big hand drill in case of power cut.'

'Whoa neat, how do you do that?!'