Bullet Admirer Mugs

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"I don't do windows."

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Police Cow!

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

The next damn Batman.

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

Suzanne Lenglen

Astronaut fishbowl.

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Bat

Knight with paint tin on his head.

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'I got an 'A' in munitions.'

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'I don't know much about Ballet but I like watching men in tights.'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

Euphemistic.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

'You've got Chain Mail!'

'I like a man in a suit.'

T-Rex Ballerina

'He is not my pet...he is my son!'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

'Tickets for the Ballet! Wonderful! The national?'

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

Batman and Catwoman chilling at home

'They think it's Pavlova.'