Batman Admirer Mugs

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

The next damn Batman.

Batman and Catwoman chilling at home

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Shakespeare's Brain

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

Vampire Bat

Batman tissue dispenser.

Red hot little combo

Masquerade

Superbaldie.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Bat

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Chickenspox

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Superhero

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

"Take your time, Ma'am. Can you identify your least favorite Batman?"

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

"At home with a superhero!"

'I like a man in a suit.'

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

'He is not my pet...he is my son!'