Bullet Admirer T-Shirts

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"I don't do windows."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Police Cow!

The next damn Batman.

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Astronaut fishbowl.

Bat

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

'I don't know much about Ballet but I like watching men in tights.'

Euphemistic.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'I got an 'A' in munitions.'

'You've got Chain Mail!'

'I like a man in a suit.'

Batman and Catwoman chilling at home

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

'He is not my pet...he is my son!'

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

T-Rex Ballerina

'They think it's Pavlova.'