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'I got an 'A' in munitions.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Zeus's Caddy

Movies vs. Films

'I wish I was creative'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

Trying on boots

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

"I have bad news, but it's in bullet points!"

"I can't be sure, but I think Dracula is the bat holding the phone."

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

Whale Blowing Bubbles.

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

"It's disappointing, but if that's the biggest you've got ..."

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

Hopscotch landing zone.

"I see Grandad's dropped off again."

'So far, everyone of them has overshot the drop zone.'

"These boots were made for drinking."

"We´re into leather."

'We have a big hand drill in case of power cut.'

'Calm down brain. Now you're just getting greedy.'

"Are my little buttons too provocative?"

The Future of Athletics