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"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

The Lawman

"Here's the weak point."

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'I got an 'A' in munitions.'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

Guns n Ammo: Miss November.

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

Defensive EU

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

The colonel's daughter, with a gun

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

"Can you come back with that three year study summarised in six or less powerpoint bulletpoints?"

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

Alastair Cook

Pistols at dawn.

How NOT to solve the problem of 'floating elbow' in your taiji

A bird crash.

Green Belt

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

Cricket

'Safest way to travel my back side

Golfer Snooker.

"You wait...this is only the start...believe me I do very good starts."

'I'm retiring to spend more time with my military assault weapons.'