Rig Worker T-Shirts

I thought you ordered the barrels.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Keystone XL

"Woo-hoo!"

There's no real oil emergency...

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

Camel In The Tent

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

'Who is to blame?'

Energy trap.

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Mermaid sits on rock in the middle of an oil spill.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"We're raising royalties and we want vending machines every 200 feet."