Rig Worker Gifts

I thought you ordered the barrels.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

US Energy Needs.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Snake in the grass...

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Keystone XL

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

There's no real oil emergency...

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

"Woo-hoo!"

'Who is to blame?'

Camel In The Tent

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Energy trap.

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

The Procrastinator

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'