Distiller Gifts

A moonshiner waits for his martini.

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

A Good Batch.

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

'Ol' Zeke across the mountain's been stealing all my business with his new low-carb moonshine!'

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

'You're back for a refill? My, you're such a working dog.'

Bottle Distillery

The Angel's Share

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

The DaVinci Code

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Chiller Theatre

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

The Philip Marlow family

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Do you like my bling?

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Janet Leigh

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Happy Halloween!

"There goes that creepy music again...

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

Two men converse secretively

'I can't tag him, he keeps his watches there.'