Distilling Gifts

A moonshiner waits for his martini.

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Zeke only drinks craft hootch from a micro-still nowadays.

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

Bottle Distillery

"He was a mainstay of the economy. Now two brewries and a whiskey distillery are on short time and one tobacco wholesaler has gone completely bankrupt."

A Good Batch.

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

Waking Up With Rooster.

The hour of justice

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

Do you like my bling?

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"You're late."

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

The Angel's Share

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

Do' you have the time?'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

Spiv

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

New Watchdog.

'I can't tag him, he keeps his watches there.'

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

Common stock, Preferred stock, Private stock.