Distillation Gifts

US moonshine liquor is now ethanol.

A Good Batch.

Sundial Time

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

Bottle Distillery

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Waking Up With Rooster.

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

The hour of justice

Do you like my bling?

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

The Angel's Share

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

"You're late."

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

Side Effects

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

Do' you have the time?'

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

Death Watch

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

'I can't tag him, he keeps his watches there.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

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