Distillation Prints

US moonshine liquor is now ethanol.

A Good Batch.

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Sundial Time

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

Bottle Distillery

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Waking Up With Rooster.

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

The hour of justice

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

Do you like my bling?

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

"You're late."

The Angel's Share

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

Side Effects

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

Do' you have the time?'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

'I can't tag him, he keeps his watches there.'

Death Watch

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

New Watchdog.